Couch Potato’s Wilderness Retreat

Meet the intrepid explorer who’s redefining outdoor activities. Lime green shirt glowing against nature’s backdrop, he’s settled into his chair for an adventure of a different kind. Why gaze at stars when you’ve got prime-time television? The dangerous mix of TV, electric cable, and gas can add a thrill, while imminent rain promises to elevate the stakes.

His family may have thrust camping upon him, but this rogue adventurer’s answer is a full-fledged rebellion with the remote in hand. With a black cap tilted just so, and gray shorts ready for action, he’s got the great indoors right there in the wild. Also, no one’s changing this channel!