Unzipping the Fear

If your goal is to traumatize your children forever, family vacations make for the perfect opportunity. Here’s an effective method for quick childhood trauma: grab your youngest son and force him to go down the zipline. The more he cries, the more traumatized he will get! Don’t forget to celebrate the occasion with a pic and post it online.

Naturally, we’re just kidding! This dad is simply trying to show his kids that they can surpass their fears to do whatever they want. And he’s making sure that they’re overcoming their fears in the safest possible way, so props to him.