Yes, Dolphins Are Evil
A child’s intuition never lies. And this girl knows something her parents don’t: that dolphins are utterly evil. “What?” you ask, “How can such a cute creature be evil? He looks like he’s smiling for the picture with his adorable dolphin snot!” Well, allow us to rock your world forever…
According to NY Post, the “ever-cute” dolphin can be a quite vicious animal. They are known for killing their own babies and for trying to assault human swimmers! As if that wasn’t enough, they have also been captured using young sharks as volleyballs! They’re mean, and they love to fool us into thinking otherwise… But that clever little girl knows all about them.
