Like a Boss
Waterslides don’t always make for a scary attraction, but some are genuinely fast and thrilling. Just look at the man in the picture: he seems to be somewhat impressed, even though he looks relatively calm. Compared to the woman sitting in front of him, you can actually say he’s taking it well.
But then, you notice the kid. Showing the grown-ups how it’s done, he’s putting his bossiest-looking face to get himself an unforgettable water sliding picture. This is more than a nice vacation memory: it’s the photo that will represent him throughout generations.