Splash Mountain Drama

In the annals of internet lore, 2016 gifted us the unforgettable “Angry Splash Mountain Lady.” In a snapshot that transcended time, Jordan Alexander became the symbol of unfiltered fury. While fellow riders reveled in the exhilarating ride, Jordan carved out her place in history.

Frown carved deep, arms crossed, her epic pose left no doubt: her husband’s decision to forsake the ride was not met with approval. As the log plunged into watery oblivion, amidst a sea of smiles and ecstatic shouts, she sat like a stone, immortalizing an all-too-relatable moment of marital amusement. In the realm of theme park legend, Jordan reigned as the Empress of Annoyed.