Nautical Tanning Misadventures

She once envisioned returning to shore with a perfect tan. Instead, she debuted the “bib of pain,” a stark, sunburned stripe gracing her neck—the only area kissed by the sun while the rest of her remained in the shade. This unique sunburn pattern serves as a whimsical yet painful reminder of the sun’s selective embrace.

Dermatologists stress the need for sunscreen not just on the face and arms but also on often-forgotten areas like the neck, ears, and even the tops of feet. Perhaps this tale will inspire more comprehensive sunscreen rituals, ensuring that future boat rides yield only pleasant memories and evenly sun-kissed skin, rather than souvenirs of discomfort.