Spray and Pray
He just wanted to embrace the sun’s warmth but found himself a canvas of sunburn in a chaotic, almost avant-garde pattern across his chest. The culprit was his trusty spray sunscreen, which he zestfully applied with a “spray and leave” philosophy, neglecting the crucial step of spreading it evenly!
This approach left him with a random mosaic of sunburn, hidden from the world under his shirt—until, of course, he opts for shirtlessness, revealing his unintentional artistry. Spray sunscreens require a bit more diligence than a simple spritz. One must not only apply generously but also ensure even coverage by rubbing it in, a step he learned the hard way.