Bite Me!
The aircraft engineers didn’t see the need for jets to have monster jaws, but the bird you are seeing is clearly a special breed! The aircraft is apparently Russian, with perhaps the most realistic paint job our eyeballs ever scrapped across! Apart from the gaping maw on the nose, you have gills at the sides, and we are almost sure that the tail at the back can wag and flutter when called upon.
Boarding this aircraft, are you? Then better watch your back, as you dive into the belly of the beast!